Joel counts down the top 20 clips of the year including: #20: The Hills' Stephanie Pratt's new "job" not-answering phones #19: Oprah surprises three overly-excited male audience members by announcing she will be sending them to see Mariah Carey #18: The Tony Awards acceptance speech of the cast of "Hair" featuring an overly-emotive castmember in the background #17: Kate Gosselin interviews herself in Kate: Her Story #16: The Real Housewives of New Jersey's Teresa's table-flipping tantrum #15: Cheaters host Joey Greco takes a cheated-upon woman to the circus to confront her unfaithful lover and meets up with the clown operative #14: An overly hyper kid who can't stand still on Live with Regis and Kelly #13: Raising Sextuplets's dad finds new ways to keep his kids in harm's way #12: Air Force Amy, the jittery Bunny Ranch hooker, tells Judge Jeanine Pirro how she got from the air force to the world-famous brothel ("Well, it's only like an hour away") #11: America's Got Talent's most untalented contestant screeches a song called "Hate Me" #10: A surprisingly sedate (and slurring) Mary Murphy praises a contestant on So You Think You Can Dance #9: Bridezillas father yells obscenities from backseat while his bridezilla daughter drives #8: Today show hosts Matt Lauer, Meredith Vieira, Al Roker and Ann Curry make light of a man being crushed by a train and truck at the same time #7: Great American Road Trip's dad's family "rap" #6: My Monkey Baby's owner calls her "psychic vet" rather than a real vet when she suspects her monkey swallowed her meds #5: Douchebag Spencer Pratt throwing a hissy fit in the jungle on I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! #4: Daisy of Love male skank gets skunked while his fellow male skanks try to be "helpful" #3: I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant features a Halloween surprise when a "constipated" woman uses the toilet Bonus Clip: TLC's new show, "I Didn't Know I Had to Take a Dump" #2: The Wendy Williams Show "cooking" demonstration featuring Wendy, a Slim Jim and a lighter #1: Maury guest Alycia accuses her man of getting his "chicken tetrazzini' from another woman