Sketches include: Baked Beans- infomercial for one of the world's hottest sex call worker who erotically douses herself with baked beans; Little Hitler- how one hit of marijuana pushed Hitler over the edge; Songs of Olden Times- a new CD featuring such hit songs as "I'm Your Child Bride" and "That Women is Having her Period." Also in this episode: War Letter, Finger Ring Friends and Civil War on Drugs.