Crank Yankers

Season 1

Spoonie orders flowers; Gene Winterbuck calls a library; Hadassah catches crabs; Elmer's house gets peed on.

Karl Malone looks for Beanie Babies; Danny calls a caterer; Elmer complains to the cable company; Hadassah calls from the Dept. of Waste.

Spoonie places a personal ad; Helen calls a grocery store; OCD Ken looks for love, and Terrence calls subway for his boss.

Hadassah calls with a survey; Spoonie pitches greeting cards; Sal Macauley plays The Phone Zone; Bobby suffers a loss; Ween performs.

Niles orders custom invitations; Selectman Tony Deloge reaches out to voters; Helen needs help with her parrot; Bobby tries to help kids.

Bobby looks for a job; Cammie receives tech support; Birchum searches for his lost leg; Danny gets sick.

Spoonie calls the country club for tee time; Niles needs healthcare; Elmer needs hearing aids.

A turd in Gladys' car; Elmer needs an apt; Batman's Nemesis needs information; Special Ed books a trip; Birchum wants a job.

Cammie calls a strip club; Spoonie sends flowers; Denis has a bad pet; Special Ed's got mail.

Shavin books a room for the Wu-Tang Clan; Hadassah applies for a nanny job; Rob helps a friend in need; Elmer finds a surprise in his dinner.