Seven of the show’s original cast members — Deena Nicole Cortese, Paul “Pauly D” Delvecchio, Jenni “JWOWW” Farley, Vinny Guadagnino, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino — return to spread the gospel of GTL in Miami.
Once upon a time, some of these made for riveting viewing. But over the years, the falsified storylines and sheer desperation to remain relevant have turned these housewives back to hoes.