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Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders S2 Episode 17: D’Arby the Player, Part II

Remember last week when I was talking shit about Joseph not knowing how to play video games? Well it turns out that JOTARO DOESN’T KNOW EITHER. And he told Joseph to back off because he doesn’t know anything about games…and yet…I really thought he was bluffing the whole time, but I guess not. I assumed Jotaro’s played games before. Maybe he doesn’t have a console at home but maybe he’s played somewhere else. Well just like I suspected, Kakyoin loses. D’Arby purposely made him push his car off the track and further on it, Kakyoin admitted defeat, and now he’s an ugly doll. Jotaro takes a seat. Joseph tries to stop him, but Jotaro tells him to back off. So he wagers his soul (again) and picks a baseball game, which D’Arby just so happens to be best at. This game has the funniest Engrish name I’ve ever heard, I spent most of my time laughing at the title. It was also pretty silly seeing Atum and Star Platinum as the players. They pick their teams, they start. D’Arby doesn’t even pitch yet and Jotaro already swung the bat. And it’s then that we find out that he’s never played this game, or any game for that matter. And Jotaro’s telling Joseph to chill, that he knows the rules to baseball, and he’ll figure out the controls as he goes along. Honestly if I were Jospeh, I would have reacted the same too. I wanted to grab this boy’s shoulders and shake him too. But I guess the result would be the same if Joseph were playing too. READ MORE...