Reality VH1

With a 10-episode order of Mama Drama, VH1 brings us one tantalizing step closer to an actual MILF Island, the parody reality show from 30 Rock. The series, from executive producer SallyAnn Salsano—who brought us the game-changing wildlife documentary series known as Jersey Shore—puts five mothers desperate to cling to their youth in one house, alongside their currently youthful daughters. Then it sits back and waits for the sparks to fly. And not just, "Honey, there's no way you're leaving this house in a skirt like that. It's cut way too low!" kind of sparks, but rather "Honey, Jaegerbombs are on me tonight; now down that sucker and go make out with the guy in the Ed Hardy shirt. He's ripped!" kind of sparks. I think I speak for the world when to that I say, "Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww."