Where do pirates come from? Som-arrrrr-lia. So that's where we're off to with Ross Kemp in Search of Pirates (Sky1). Actually, he hasn't quite gone to Somalia: he says he would be killed or kidnapped if he did (they're still cross about Grant Mitchell pushing Tiffany down the stairs over there). But he's not far off the coast, on a British warship in the Gulf of Aden.