Joel recaps the pop culture moments of the week including: Dr. Laura announces on Larry King Live why she's quitting her radio show; Bachelor Pad's vomit-inducing pie-eating contest; Tila Tequila's onstage attack at the Gathering of the Juggalos; Jersey Shore's Snooki gets a new boyfriend; Dina Lohan defends Linday's way too many rehab visits to Matt Lauer on Today; visits from Childrens Hospital's Rob Corddry and The Office's Oscar Nunez; Secret Life of American Teenager's teens stave off sex; The Real World: New Orleans's not-gay Ryan gets freaked out after seeing housemate Jimmy's vagina and hides in the closet; Scrappers's Sal improvises on a job site without a toilet; another "Look at Myke Hawke". Plus, the Kick-Ass Clip of the Week: HBO's Hard Knocks featuring New York Jets quarterback Antonio Cromartie having a hard time counting all his children from various women.