Joel recaps the pop culture moments of the week including: The end of Hollywood week on American Idol; The Bachelor narrows down the final two; Entertainment Tonight asks the provocative question about Kevin Smith: How Fat Is He?; Live with Regis and Kelly's Regis asks a probing question of guest Michelle Williams; The Amazing Race's "brilliant" new contestants, including, "such as," Miss Teen USA 2007 contestant Caitlin Upton and Big Brother's Jordan; The Hills rip-off, Peak Season: Vancouver; MTV's Sixteen and Pregnant's Janelle explains the facts of life to her mom; The Bad Girls Club beatdown; Little Miss Perfect judges creepily discuss the contestants; Las Vegas Jailhouse freakout. Plus the Kick-Ass Clip of the Week: MTV's Tool Academy contestant, Angelo, cries when confronted about being a tool.