Every 'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend' Song, Ranked

If you're just about anyone, you probably didn't realize that Crazy Ex-Girlfriend was going to be a musical comedy when you sat down at the end of your 9-to-5 with the remote and a bottle of wine. (Or, if you're a college student like me, as you sat down with a can of Monster Energy and homework you cram into your TV-watching schedule.) But you probably realized very quickly how amazing (nearly) every single song is.

Of course, not all jingles are equal and, to be fair, CXGF has had some misfires worth giving a restraining order to. On the other hand, I'm all for more of CXGF's bonkers and charming musical segments. So here's a countdown of all of Season 1's songs, from worst to best.

 

Honorable Mention: Paula’s Spoken Theme Song

 

46.) Dear Rebecca Nora Bunch

 

45.) Romantic Moments

 

44.) Cleanup on Aisle Four

 

43.) Feeling Kinda Naughty

 

42.) A Boy Band Made Up of Four Joshes

 

41.) Flooded with Justice

 

40.) California Christmastime

 

39.) I Have Friends

 

38.) Flooded with Justice (Reprise)

 

37.) Josh’s Angry Dance

 

36.) I’m a Good Person

 

35.) Dear Felix Chan

 

34.) Oh My God I Think I Like You

 

33.) Sexy French Depression

 

32.) Where is the Rock

 

31.) Cold Showers Lead to Crack

 

30.) Women Gotta Stick Together

 

29.) I Could If I Wanted To

 

28.) I Love My Daughter

 

27.) One Indescribable Instant

 

26.) Gettin’ Bi

 

25.) Sex with a Stranger

 

24.) Settle for Me (Reprise)

 

23.) I’m So Good at Yoga

 

22.) Put Yourself First

 

21.) Face Your Fears

 

20.) Having a Few People Over

 

19.) JAP Battle

 

18.) Group Hang

 

17.) Textmergency

 

16.) Dream Ghost

 

15.) I Gave You a UTI

 

14.) West Covina (Reprise II)

 

13.) I Give Good Parent

 

12.) Settle for Me

 

11.) I’m the Villain

 

10.) Heavy Boobs

 

9.) I’m a Good Person (Mrs. Hernandez Reprise)

 

8.) What’ll It Be

 

7.) His Status is Preferred

 

6.) After Everything I’ve Done For You

 

5.) Settle for Me (Reprise II)

 

4.) Where’s The Bathroom?

 

3.) You Stupid Bitch

 

2.) West Covina

 

1.) The Sexy Getting Ready Song

 

Which is your favorite song? Let us know in the comments below!

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Oct 19, 2016 1:12PM EDT

Love almost all of them. Somewhat surprisingly, "Oh My God I Think I Like You" is probably the one I've played the most.

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Oct 19, 2016 3:11PM EDT

How dare you put Heavy Boobs at 10!!! But you made it up for putting the best song as #1 :)

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Oct 20, 2016 8:57AM EDT

Yep, Heavy Boobs should be #1 and The Sexy Getting Ready Song is a close second.

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