Edina's career is over. Bubble accidentally forwarded all the private information of Edina's upcoming gigs to everyone in her address book including arch-rival Claudia Bing, who has sopped up a substantial amount of her jobs, including that of getting work for Twiggy. Meanwhile, Patsy breaks her arm just above her wrist. Saffron reluctantly takes her to her doctor, and comes back with shocking news: Patsy has both osteoporosis and the lowest bone density on record. Saffron concludes that it's symptomatic of menopause, the very mention of which sends Edina and Patsy in a state of shock. Saffron organizes a meeting of a local menopausal support group in the living room, while Edina provides bin liners to prevent the guests from accidentally urinating on the furniture. Later, Saffron bakes a pie and has a horrid nightmare where Patsy is a happy homemaker-type, even more annoying to Saffron than otherwise. Patsy drops the bombshell that she plans to have a baby! She bought Mick Jagger's sperm at an auction and plans to implant it inside herself unless Saffron allows Patsy to use the spare room. Also appearing: Twiggy (Herself), Ruby Wax.