Edina's home is a mess, and she has done some more remodeling as usual. The changes include a pool in her bathroom, and a shower that washes and buffs her like a car wash. Her new client Emma Bunton comes by to discuss new jobs. It turns out Saffy was Emma's head girl at school, and also knows that Saffy would be disturbed by Edina's squalid house. When they realize that Saffy is coming home that day from volunteer work in Africa, Emma urges everyone to clean up. Patsy gets obsessively involved in organizing a drawer full of odds and ends. When Saffy arrives, Edina taunts Saffy for becoming fat and fulfilling her "genetic fate." Saffy informs her that she's not fat, she's pregnant. Edina tells Saffy that she should tell people that she is pregnant right away lest anyone think she is fat. Guest stars Emma Bunton (Herself), Llewella Gideon (Tanning Beautician)