Patsy has booked Saffy's baby Jane (Lola) for a photo shoot with Jean-Paul Gaultier. Gran usually babysits Jane on Thursdays, so that Saffy can go out with John. But Gran does not come this Thursday, because Edina has banned her from the house. So Saffy and John are stuck at home, and Patsy can not take the baby to the photo shoot. Patsy and Edina prey on Saffy's insecurities and tell her that John will lose interest in her, and Saffy bursts out crying and asks Edina to please watch Jane while she goes out with John. Patsy and Edina take Jane to the photo shoot at the zoo, and leave a note for Saffy. When they return, Saffy is incensed that they took Jane out, but is mollified when Edina insists that she bonded with Jane. When Edina hands the baby to Saffy, they discover that they brought home the wrong baby.
Guest stars Jean-Paul Gaultier (himself) Perou (himself)