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'Archer Vice' - 'Smugglers' Blues' GIFs and best lines: The 'Gang Who Couldn't Sell Coke Straight'

On the latest "Archer Vice" episode, Archer, Ray and Cyril took off for Colombia to look for distributors for their product -- which, conveniently for the drug lords, is already in the U.S., so no smuggling needed!Of course, it turns out La Madrina, the big-wig drug cartel head whom Archer is there to see, is actually an undercover member of the Policia Nacional de Colombia. To preserve her cover, she's ending Archer and his boys to prison. Ruh roh.Best Lines:Malory: "Wait until you're waist-deep in dirty diapers, or he's up with the croup and there's no bourbon in the house. Then fast-forward to him knocking up the au pair, flunking out of college and then single-handedly bankrupting your drug cartel."Pam: "Wait, 'college'?"Lana: "Don't you have a tractor pull to headline?"Pam: "You think if I had 100 pounds of coke I'd be sitting here playing choo-choo spoon with a tranny?"Lana: "Oh for the -- I'M PREGNANT!"Cheryl:... //blog.zap2it.com/frominsidethebox/2014/03/archer-vice---smugglers-blues-gifs-and-best-lines-the-gang-who-couldnt-sell-coke-straight.html

Archer Season 5 Episode 8 “Archer Vice: Rules of Extraction”

Archer  season 5 episode 8 “Archer Vice: Rules of Extraction” premieres Monday, March 17 at 10/9c on FX. Episode Synopsis:  Archer Season 5 Episode 8 “Archer Vice: Rules of Extraction” – Archer, Ray and Cyril raft down a crocodile-filled river while Lana and Pam plan a spa day for Malory. Read More... //www.tvequals.com/2014/03/17/archer-season-5-episode-8-archer-vice-rules-of-extraction/