A chapter from the crazy book of Sasha, who gets duped at her job but really cares for a single hot night her 'best friends' Rob and Nicki had behind her back, yet she and psycho Sooz actually blame Alex for not betraying his friends. Rob overhears Sasha and Nicki claiming he means nothing to either outside the kitchen, and is thus made susceptible to pub customer Amber's female charms. Meanwhile Jamie gets ever deeper entangled in his lies to the Scottish home-front.