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'Don't Be Tardy...' Season 2 Premiere Recap: New Baby, New Home, Old Wounds

Kim Zolciak-Biermann's life is in utter chaos. She and her husband are trying to raise four kids and build their dream home. On top of the day to day craziness, Kim is engaged in a legal battle with her estranged mother. Read More... //

'Don't Be Tardy for the Wedding': Kim Zolciak tosses mom Karen over her potty mouth

The fancy porta-potties arrived, the wedding wig was properly styled, the helicopters hovered overhead, the post-wedding jumpsuit was revealed, Kandi Burruss sang "Fly Above," and Kim Zolciak and Kroy Biermann became Mr. and Mrs. -- all in eight short weeks of planning on "Don't Be Tardy for the Wedding." Of course, there was one wee bit of drama on Thursday's (June 14) Season 1 finale: Kim's mama, Karen, got booted from the wedding for demanding to use the bathroom inside and saying she'd burn the house down (?!). Tension had been building between Kim and Karen throughout the wedding planning with Kim even excluding her mom from a meeting with wedding designer Colin Cowie and Karen missing a dress fitting and threatening to miss the wedding. So it shouldn't be a huge surprise that once a few cocktails got into the mix that some mama drama came into play.Kim's mom and her mom's sister refuse... //

Don’t Be Tardy for the Wedding Top 10 Quotes From Episode 6: “You’re Drinking Already?!”

When planning a wedding, your best friend is either your ride or die chick or you’re about ready to kill her. On episode 6 of Don’t Be Tardy for the Wedding, Kim Zolciak’s matron of honor, Jen, one of the breakout stars of the show (besides the wedding wigs, of course) turned out to be a no-show for most of the episode.   Fortunately, a guest appearance by touring partner and fellow Bravolebrity Kandi Burruss and some good clean go karting fun took Kim’s mind off... //

Don’t Be Tardy for the Wedding Top 10 Quotes From Episode 5: “I Don’t Want People Peeing in My House ...”

In tonight’s episode of Don’t Be Tardy for the Wedding, our favorite Atlanta potty mouth had to deal with real porter potties and more crap from her mom. Through it all, Kim Zolciak actually managed to stay calm, while still being outrageous and inappropriate. Now that’s how you plan a wedding! Read on for our top ten quotes from Episode 5, "Port-A-Pology." 10. Kim: "I don’t need my mom to do the traditional mother of the bride things. My wedding is... //

'Don't Be Tardy for the Wedding': Kim Zolciak's matron of honor Jen is tardy for the potty

It's two weeks till Kim Zolciak's wedding on Thursday's (May 17) episode of "Don't Be Tardy for the Wedding." She's got her dress(es), her man, her matron of honor, the location, the celebrity wedding planner, the food and now the super-hot former Falcons player Coy Wire to officiate. All that's left to do is find some fancy porta-potties for the reception because Kim is not having people pee all over her floor -- apparently that's what people do if given free reign in your home.Derek J goes with Kim for fancy potty shopping because matron of honor Jen bails on this all-important task. And she missed out because these are some high-end potties -- hardwood floors, nice vanities, an attendant on duty, a little rug outside. And we're sure Kim will find a way to work rhinestones into the restrooms -- especially since she asked if Coy could use a "blinged-out" Bible to marry them.OK,... //

Don’t Be Tardy for the Wedding Top 10 Quotes From Episode 4: “The Two Most Important Things In a Wedding: The Food and the Booze.”

With only thirty days until her wedding day, things are only getting crazier for Kim Zolciak on Don’t Be Tardy For The Wedding. In Episode 4, she had to deal with her daughter’s first homecoming dance, some strange (and unsanitary!) wedding food, and her even more insane mother. Read on for the top ten quotes from Episode 4! 10. Kim, to Brielle: "What the f*** is this on your skin?" Brielle: "That’s my skin!" Kim: "Is that a mole??"... //

Don’t Be Tardy for the Wedding Top 10 Quotes From Episode 3: “Is it Appropriate to Touch His Ass in Front of His Mom and Dad?”

This week on Don’t Be Tardy For The Wedding, Kim Zolciak invited her in-laws to be to Atlanta for a few bridal hijinks and some very questionable beef stroganoff. Kim wanted to make a good impression on her future family, who were more than bit a wary of the Real Housewife. While Kim was busy trying to be a team player, she came off looking more like a playmate. Read on for this week’s top 10 quotes! 10. Kim, leaving Rose’s house: "C’mon lets go, I got to pee... //