Roarke entertains a personal enemy who is up to no good, and two orphans who want to choose their parents. Cornelius: Red Buttons. Tattoo: Herve Villechaize. Alphonse: Billy Barty. Ruth Ewell: Juliet Mills. Craig: Regis Philbin. Evie: Mary Ann Mobley. Ella: Beth Brickell. Joe: Michael Anderson Jr. Mark: Steve Spencer.