Episode 8: Deep Trouble (2)

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Dec 19, 2018 6:03AM EST
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Three stars, which is a very high rating in my system. I don't give out half stars. A pre-nosejob Mandy Moore visits a island (or is it a lake?) with her ugly brother Billy to see her uncle Kevin Bacon, his boyfriend and co-Marine Biologist. We keep asking ourselves, is this mere gay porn, or something deeper (excuse the pun)? Puffing Billy, Mandy Moore and Kevin Bacon all get trapped on paedophile island, because the only vehicle to get around is one dingy. However, these seems to be more than one washed-up boat! How can this be? Who knows, it's never explained. Unphased and now living off the fat of the land, the three reassert “We need to get off the island!” Billy goes walking through the bushes alone, and gets chased by something mysterious, then BOOM! Where did Billy go? “We need to find Billy and get off the island!” pronounced Kevin Bacon, as if it was a new objective that wasn't their whole purpose after being left-for-dead by his ex with his nephew and niece (triple attempted homicide?). Mandy Moore turns full Buffy and jumps down into a hell-mouth to save her uncle from a demon that pulled him into the underworld. After fleeing a Basilisk, Billy runs into her and proclaims “We need to get out of here!” They watch idly as if they have no duty of care, acting as accomplices to their uncle's torture by a series of strange mutants. In the end, Kevin Bacon's ex, the asshole, gets transmutated into an asshole. Clearly the social ramifications of such a profound and ground-breaking original picture, led the way for such intelligently constructed narratives on reality gameshows such as Survivor.
Three stars, which is a very high rating in my system. I don't give out half stars. A pre-nosejob Mandy Moore visits a island (or is it a lake?) with her ugly brother Billy to see her uncle Kevin Bacon, his boyfriend and co-Marine Biologist. We keep asking ourselves, is this mere gay porn, or something deeper (excuse the pun)? Puffing Billy, Mandy Moore and Kevin Bacon all get trapped on paedophile island, because the only vehicle to get around is one dingy. However, these seems to be more than one washed-up boat! How can this be? Who knows, it's never explained. Unphased and now living off the fat of the land, the three reassert “We need to get off the island!” Billy goes walking through the bushes alone, and gets chased by something mysterious, then BOOM! Where did Billy go? “We need to find Billy and get off the island!” pronounced Kevin Bacon, as if it was a new objective that wasn't their whole purpose after being left-for-dead by his ex with his nephew and niece (triple attempted homicide?). Mandy Moore turns full Buffy and jumps down into a hell-mouth to save her uncle from a demon that pulled him into the underworld. After fleeing a Basilisk, Billy runs into her and proclaims “We need to get out of here!” They watch idly as if they have no duty of care, acting as accomplices to their uncle's torture by a series of strange mutants. In the end, Kevin Bacon's ex, the asshole, gets transmutated into an asshole. Clearly the social ramifications of such a profound and ground-breaking original picture, led the way for such intelligently constructed narratives on reality gameshows such as Survivor.

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5 ratings

AVG: 3.6