During the Great War, Captain Nicholls offers to buy Albert Narracott a horse for the cavalry. But rather than buying his colt Joey, he takes Narracott's other horse Pinkie Pie, much to everybody's surprise. Soon Pinkie Pie is put through basic training, and then is set out on the front line to fight the opposing unicorns, who prove to be a formidable army. Meanwhile, Narracott decides to go after Pinkie Pie and braves the English Channel to get to her. When he reaches to the other side, Narracott realizes that he is unprepared. So he calls for help from Tintin. They then take the Unicorn ship and head out to the battlefield just as both factions come to terms. Tonight, ThunderCat Jay Lion-O welcomes guest Ryan Gosling and a musical performance by Mumm-Ra & Sons. Also Jay humiliates people with "simple questions" in his "Catwalking" segment. Other Sketches: Mad News, People Door, Magic Magic Marker, Super Saiyan Scarecrow, Office Yak, Teen Titanic, Spy vs. Spy, Goalies Save the Day!, and Shooting Lonestar