After a car accident (where we also discover Frank's fear of beards) Col and Frank decide to have a competition to see who is the smartest. After Frank wins (by using the law of averages to get a solitary answer right), Col comes up with a scheme to prove himself smarter using videotapes of a quiz show. Frank enters Col as a contestant on the show. Meanwhile two bearded German backpackers are causing havoc in their attempts to get home.