Shaun, having rejected his Mum, is living rough. Lol's world is falling apart and she's doing everything she can to fall apart with it. She doesn't want Milky or Woody, and she certainly doesn't want anything to do with her father. A game of football down at the park descends into chaos along with the lives of the players. Gadget manages to dodge premature middle-age, while Meggy almost discovers the son he never knew about, and Milky chooses friendship over the love of his life. Elsewhere, England thrash Poland with a Lineker hat trick, as Lol's dad Mick shows his true colours by doing something unspeakable to Kelly's best friend Trev. And Combo returns.