Lock the doors, pull the shades and call 911 as truTV brings you 20 of the world's dumbest criminals. From a church thief whose tool of choice is a crucifix, to an angry lawyer who vandalizes a former client, to a Dutchman who burns down his cell phone store, watching these bumbling bad guys will keep you on the straight and narrow. With judicious commentary from Todd bridges, Tonya Harding and the rest of our law-abiding cast.