There’s a big cup match for Brainsford United coming up and Warren (Darren Boyd) is beside himself with excitement. They’ve have signed a new striker called Ronaldinho, there’s even have a cheerleader initiative and it might be sunny. Warren persuades Ingrid (Eleanor Lawrence) and Harrison (Morwenna Banks) to join him in painting their faces in the team colours: “Everyone else is doing it.” Except they aren’t. The Meringues are 5-0 down at half-time; it starts to rain; then the cheerleader pyramid collapses. Its OK though, they’ll just wash off the face paint. Except Warren has used indelible enamel paint. Once a Meringue always a Meringue - unless perhaps like Ingrid and Harrison you would prefer not to be.