When the High School football coach who used to terrorize the Hacketts returns to Nantucket to be honored in a Gym dedication, Joe and Brian plan a practical joke to get even. Sneaking into the Coach's hotel room at night, the brothers dress him up like a woman and take pictures of him. Unfortunately, the coach died earlier that night, and when his body is discovered in the morning, rumors abound about his crossdressing private life. When Helen learns about the brothers' practical joke, she forces them to speak at the dedication ceremony, but instead of admitting their deed, the brothers defend the privacy of individuals and escape unscathed.