I like long walks on the beach, gory true crime documentaries, and organizing my DVDs by number of on-screen decapitations. Looking for friends who understand that 'comfort show' can mean both The Great British Bake Off and Mindhunter.
My Emotional Support Killers
7 Shows
All of them have flaws. That’s why I love them.
Tried to Bake Bread During This
4 Shows
Failed every time. It’s the murders’ fault.
Everyone’s Got That One Show They’d Die Defending
12 Shows
Here’s twelve. I’ve prepared statements for each.
I Miss When TV Was About Consequences
6 Shows
No reboots. No redemption arcs. Just doom.
Technically, Only Two of These Are Crimes
3 Shows
The rest are just misunderstood hobbies.
This Is Why I Don’t Date
Too many shows, not enough storage for disappointment.
Comfort Shows (For Me, Not You)
5 Shows
Put this on to unwind after a long day of cataloging lies.
Shows That Made Me Laugh, Cry, or Panic
Sometimes all three in the same scene.
Needed a Shower After This
8 Shows
Some of these episodes left a film on my soul.
When the FBI Asks What I’m Into
This is what I pretend I watch.