Josh and Ian have spent their post-college days (and months and years) blissfully holed up rent-free in their mother's house creating "abstract, socially relevant movement pieces" - i.e. masturbating and watching Steven Seagal movies. But every Eden must fall. Upon learning that their mother has suddenly moved to Florida, the boys grapple with her terrifying ultimatum: get jobs or get out. In a blind panic, Josh seeks guidance from his man-bible, Tom Brady's autobiography "I Throw the Football: A Book about Me", which leads him to the best idea ever: create the ultimate multimedia company and take the entertainment world by storm. With no practical skills and dangerously short attention spans, what could possibly go wrong? Nothing!