When the Decepticons use a pillar to open a portal to Cybertron, they send some Smurfs over to Sam in Chicago while the Decepticons arrive in New York with Patrick. Sam makes arrangements with Patrick to meet up so they can send both visitors back to points of origin. In the meantime, Patrick takes the Decepticons on a tour of the city and sees some Broadway shows, while Sam has to put up with Optimus and the Smurfs' annoying tendencies throughout the long drive. Sam finally meets up with Patrick, but the pillar was left in Youngstown, Ohio with Brainy. Patrick then takes the Mjolnir and send everybody back, with the exception of Optimus who left to play on a walking piano with Tom Hanks. While on a camping trip, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are attacked a bitten by a viral Fred Figglehorn, causing them to take on his characteristics. Soon most of Hollywood is taken over by Fred zombies. This is somethng that is pointed out by Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts' agent after the failure of Hanks' film Larry Crowne. Both Hanks and Roberts are forced to flee when Fred zombies begin attacking their agent's office. The two celebrities take refuge in a sporting goods store with Bruce Willis but the three are eventually consumed by the zombies. They then go on to produce the fourth installment to the Ocean's series, Ocean's Fourteen. Other Sketches: Mad News, Christopher Columbus vs Christopher Coolumbus, Angry Bird Management, Singing Knight-gram, Theme Park Rides We'd Love to See, Project Runway, Spy vs. Spy, Magic Gel, and The Floor is Lava