In their quest to recruit new students to save the world, Charles Xavier and Erik Lehnsherr inadvertently acquires Shawn White, Ryan Sheckler, and Ashley Fiolek. Together Xavier and Lehnsherr train the recruits and sends them off to fight Sebastian Shaw, his organization the Hellfire Club, and "anyone he knows within six degrees of him", only to be killed and Xavier to take their place in the X Games.
When several murders occur within the world of Minecraft, Morgan and Rossi are sent to investigate. It is learned that the culprit is none other than Mark Zuckerberg, who has been killing Minecraft patrons as he feels that Minecraft is more of a waste of time than Facebook.
Other Sketches: Death's TV Night Gets Canceled, Kirby's Star Tours, Balloon Salesman Pop, Sassie, Spy vs. Spy, Hamster Gym, Security Cam: Kevin's House, Gandalf's 3 Ring Binder, and Mom Finds Child Playing Hide and Seek