Comedy

Today, nothing is more valuable than ideas--- and no idea is more valuable than the one a rich stranger can tell you. At the 'Onion Talks' conference, America's wealthiest and most important thought-havers take the stage to share the ideas that are shaping the parts of society that can afford computers. Finally, through the collaborative efforts of YouTube and the Onion Digital Studios, videos of these talks can now flow from high atop our vaunted stages down to even the most wretched and idea-barren amongst us. Learn from them, and congratulate yourself for being intelligent and important.