SpongeBob asks his grandma not to kiss him because her public displays of affection are embarrassing, then when Spongebob and Patrick try to tell her they are men, Patrick ends up acting like a baby and in the end Spongebob can't take it and says its okay to be kissed by his grandma.
Squidward is fed up with living next to Spongebob and Patrick, so he finds new neighbors who are more like himself. But then he begins to get bored and begins playing with a reef blower and causes all sort of trouble.