Esbby

It's almost as if 42 minutes of poking fun at horror movie and college cliches doesn't leave any time for a real story.

If you want to see Patrick Stewart do wacky bits, watch; if you want to watch comedy, look elsewhere.

My weekly hour of yelling "DONT" at stupid people, scary? no.

If a bad B-Movie and an adult who still thinks they're cool had a baby, and then somebody switched that baby with a dud.

Someone's "edgy" Dracula fanfic got past the censors..oh, wait, it's NBC, they'll try anything once.

Recycled religious drivel plus unrealistic characters plus a collection of rejected soap opera story lines equals The Messengers.

A pompous silly man deals with misunderstands, some of which involve attempts at british humour.

Zooey Deschanel is not quirky, I repeat, not quirky.

Based on the uncorroborated delusions of a self proclaimed computer genius, this is the unrealistic adventures of a group of misfit geniuses who save the day.

A secret company switches out personalities in a small group of people for hire while their overly dramatic/elaborate secrets unfold.