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Follows the Tao of Costanza. Writes stuff about TV. Doesn't mix the two. I'm not a cool kid, but I play one on the internet.

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Shows That Ate Themselves

5 Shows

Shows that started out great but got swallowed by their own mythology in later seasons.

I'm Not Going Outside This Summer

12 Shows

I mean, why even bother pretending?

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Flesh and Bone

This show wants to be gritty and titillating but it's just deathly boring when it's not actively ridiculous and stupid. What a freakin' shame.

Jane the Virgin

By turns whimsical and serious, this telenovela/dramedy is definitely the best new show of the Fall 2014 season. That it's a cast of unknowns makes it even better, as no one's starpower overwhelms the storyline. I can't wait to see how it develops.

Pretty Little Liars

I'm intrigued by how so much happens each week, but by the end of an episode, almost nothing has ultimately changed.